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The secret to a long life is knowing when it's time to go. The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today. The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise. It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously. I laugh at those who think they can damage me. Comedy is the sunshine in the winter of life. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Laugh often; it's a spark of the soul's wisdom. Life doesn't cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. The wisest mind has something yet to learn in laughter. Life's not as serious as the mind makes it out to be. The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. University develops all skills, including stupidity. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Astrologers judge people like canned goods by their date of manufacture. Goodness leaves no scars, which is why it’s often forgotten. When frogs are chattering, it's better to stay silent. Serving an Englishman is like teaching a monkey to dance. Never believe any advice, not even this one! The one who is alone cannot be abandoned. It’s impossible to help everyone, says the heartless person, and helps no one. A husband is what remains after all the passion has been drained from a lover. The honeymoon is the beginning of wisdom, and the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance. A man doesn’t know how to leave; a woman doesn’t know when. It takes a mother twenty years to turn a boy into a man, and the first woman he meets undoes it in twenty minutes. Never trust a husband who is too far away or a bachelor who is too close. The ability to deceive is a flaw for a boy, an art for a lover, a virtue for a bachelor, and a second nature for a married man. Every man dreams of a woman who captivates him with nobility and high feelings and another woman who helps him forget that. Boileau: A fool always finds someone more foolish to amaze. Eldar Sologashvili: The mosquito is a perfect example that the main instinct of the female is to suck blood.