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University develops all skills, including stupidity.

University develops all skills, including stupidity.

Author: N. Katherine Hayles

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Author: Dala B. K.

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Astrologers judge people like canned goods by their date of manufacture.

Astrologers judge people like canned goods by their date of manufacture.

Author: Robertson Davies

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Goodness leaves no scars, which is why it’s often forgotten.

Goodness leaves no scars, which is why it’s often forgotten.

Author: Maggie Smith

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When frogs are chattering, it's better to stay silent.

When frogs are chattering, it's better to stay silent.

Author: J. J. O'Connor

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Serving an Englishman is like teaching a monkey to dance.

Serving an Englishman is like teaching a monkey to dance.

Author: Joseph Conrad

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Never believe any advice, not even this one!

Never believe any advice, not even this one!

Author: Mark Twain

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The one who is alone cannot be abandoned.

The one who is alone cannot be abandoned.

Author: Khalil Gibran

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It’s impossible to help everyone, says the heartless person, and helps no one.

It’s impossible to help everyone, says the heartless person, and helps no one.

Author: Barbara Brown Taylor

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A husband is what remains after all the passion has been drained from a lover.

A husband is what remains after all the passion has been drained from a lover.

Author: Helen Rowland

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The honeymoon is the beginning of wisdom, and the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

The honeymoon is the beginning of wisdom, and the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

Author: Stephen Smith

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A man doesn’t know how to leave; a woman doesn’t know when.

A man doesn’t know how to leave; a woman doesn’t know when.

Author: Henry Miller

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It takes a mother twenty years to turn a boy into a man, and the first woman he meets undoes it in twenty minutes.

It takes a mother twenty years to turn a boy into a man, and the first woman he meets undoes it in twenty minutes.

Author: Helen Rowland

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Never trust a husband who is too far away or a bachelor who is too close.

Never trust a husband who is too far away or a bachelor who is too close.

Author: Khalil Gibran

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The ability to deceive is a flaw for a boy, an art for a lover, a virtue for a bachelor, and a second nature for a married man.

The ability to deceive is a flaw for a boy, an art for a lover, a virtue for a bachelor, and a second nature for a married man.

Author: H. L. Mencken

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