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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: Dala B. K.
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Astrologers judge people like canned goods by their date of manufacture. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: Robertson Davies
Goodness leaves no scars, which is why it’s often forgotten. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: Maggie Smith
When frogs are chattering, it's better to stay silent. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: J. J. O'Connor
Serving an Englishman is like teaching a monkey to dance. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: Joseph Conrad
Never believe any advice, not even this one! - funny inspiring quotes
Author: Mark Twain
The one who is alone cannot be abandoned. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: Khalil Gibran
It’s impossible to help everyone, says the heartless person, and helps no one. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: Barbara Brown Taylor
A husband is what remains after all the passion has been drained from a lover. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: Helen Rowland
The honeymoon is the beginning of wisdom, and the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: Stephen Smith
A man doesn’t know how to leave; a woman doesn’t know when. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: Henry Miller
It takes a mother twenty years to turn a boy into a man, and the first woman he meets undoes it in twenty minutes. - funny inspiring quotes
Never trust a husband who is too far away or a bachelor who is too close. - funny inspiring quotes
The ability to deceive is a flaw for a boy, an art for a lover, a virtue for a bachelor, and a second nature for a married man. - funny inspiring quotes
Author: H. L. Mencken
Every man dreams of a woman who captivates him with nobility and high feelings and another woman who helps him forget that. - funny inspiring quotes